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Mila_'s Bio and Free Webcam

Real Name:
Princess Consuela Banana Hammock
Followers:
255052
Birth Date:
June 1, 1915
Age:
99
Sex:
Female
Interested In:
Men
Location:
MARMY IS STRONK!
Last Broadcast:
15 hours ago
Language(s):
Big fat green letters
Body Type:
Potato
Body Decorations:
A heavy brain
About Me:



======BANANEWS======


WE GOT PERMISSION FROM SUPPORT TO BRING BACK CINEMA!!! This is the biggest reason for celebration EVER.


What is Cinema you ask? Oh, my little grasshopper, you have so much to learn in the ways of the Marmy!


Cinema is simply put... the BEST place on Earth. It's a gentleman's club. An elite lounge. The most wondrous honey filled bare it all speakeasy on the highway of information! It's a verb! If you can put three Ws together you can CINEMA!


To Cinema simply click here. If you are still clueless after clicking there, the password is 'potato' lowercase. Still clueless? Well the induction video will be sent to everybody through email, so sign up here to get it and get the answers you so ardently seek.


======QUICK LINKS======


This bio was getting way too crowded so I decided to make an index. Just click on the link to learn more about the subject. Shift-click if you want to open it in a new window.


KISSING BOOTH: my newsletter so we can be penpals. I will send you pics, videos, previews of secsi things... it's a riot. And who knows, if you are interesting enough I might reply to you. Sign up here and I will see you in your inbox.


This is my secret room also known as CINEMA. Cinema is a VIP password protected club where i sometimes do hidden shows, but most of the time we use it to replay old shows. Bears go there to grab a beer, kick back and enjoy an old favorite. Only boys allowed.


The Marmy Creed: these are the values of the Marmy.


How to get bearified: a step by step guide


The Book of Marmyn: the Marmy has a sacred book and it's written in coplas.

COPLA #1: The Status of your Apparatus

COPLA #2: All tokens are good


======ABOUT ME (AND YOU)======


Hi! My name is Mila and I am first and foremost a human being :D If you are taking the time to read this I like you already because nobody reads these things anymore


If you want to score some points say "Bananarama" in my chat, that way we will know you read this and we can laugh at all the clueless people who don't get it. If you see someone else say "Bananarama" in my chat do the only thing a responsible adult would do and respond in kind by saying "Ooga Booga my friend!"


It seems like every other model is asking you to create accounts for them now so I will spare you the agony of hearing the spiel for the Nth time. If you really love being in my room and you want to do something cool for me, show your support and love by getting bearified it sets you apart from everyone else and makes me notice you.


I don't really keep up with social media... something about putting it all out there makes me itchy. Instead of doing that I like to cultivate a more private type of relationship using emails. It is an underrated form of communication but I feel like it's much more special to receive an email from someone you like and knowing that what you are receiving isn't posted anywhere else, I don't know maybe because there is no "like" button and no "retweets" it makes the interaction more genuine, when someone replies to an email I sent it's because they actually have something to say. Maybe social media is just for "influencers" and actual real interaction needs a different space. This is why I use emails, and if you want to get them add your email to my list by going here



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Wish List:

====OCTOBER SHOWS & ACTIVITIES=====


Highest tip of October so far: [MrE, 2000 tokens]


Crown counter: [6 Crowns]


Bear counter: [3 Bears]


====MY BEARS====


The people on this list have been bearified. There are no perks other than my admiration ... and... well... I let them call me "honey" :)


❤ yaelosoblanco ❤bear_belly ❤ bigbear_ ❤ nanobear_ ❤ orfiebear_ ❤ bear_geek_86 ❤ mousybear ❤ gwanabear_ ❤ polarbearzs ❤ tigerbear90 ❤ gooobear ❤ solibear_ ❤ monkeybear_ ❤ korbear ❤ bearwearpijamas ❤ bearwithme29 ❤ cowboycold33bear ❤ limp_thepapabear_ ❤ andydabear ❤ tigwelderbear ❤ conbear_ ❤cad_bear ❤ spartanbear_ ❤ racerbear ❤ 3leggedbear ❤ nuclearbear101

===== ONE MEGATON CLUB 10,000+ SINGLE TIP =====


Explode this bomb to satisfy your personal whim and become my atomic playboy. A single tip of 10,000+ tokens gets you all my content and all recordings for one calendar year, your name below, and all my admiration.


JANUARY MEGATONS


Mayday......10,000 tokens (Jan 8)

Adampike...10,000 tokens (Jan 25 offline)


FEBRUARY MEGATONS


Fuzzmalunkin......10,000 tokens (Feb 2)

Gwana......10,000 (Feb 9)


MARCH MEGATONS


Mousylion......33,330 tokens (Mar 2)

JTB......16,000 (Mar 2)

Zeno.....10,000 (Mar 24 offline)


APRIL MEGATONS


Gt3rs...... 17500 (Apr 14)

Rascal......10000 (Apr 22 offline)


MAY MEGATONS


Chasing......10,000 (May 23)


JUNE MEGATONS


Gwana......29,029 (June 1)


JULY MEGATONS


Polar......10,013 (July 10)


AUGUST MEGATONS


Orfie......10,000 (August 22)


SEPTEMBER MEGATONS


Gwana......10,000 (September 4)


=====ALL TIME HIGH SCORES=====


HIGHEST SINGLE TIP 2019 [Mousy, 33,330 tokens]


HIGHEST SINGLE TIP 2018 [Tess, 15,000 tokens]


HIGHEST SINGLE TIP ALL TIME [Mousy, 33,330 tokens]


MOST TOKENS IN A SINGLE NIGHT [Inferno696, 75,300 tokens]


Thank you!

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